March 2, 2012
Skinny Little Liars

"I get all of my exercise just by chasing my kids around every day!"

Really? Did you read that in US Weekly? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what every celebrity mom has been saying since 1998.

But let’s just pretend like you aren’t a conversational plagiarist… 

If your secret to having lean muscle and 2% body fat really is chasing those monsters you call children around, then tell me…

Why are so many kidnappers fat?

Yeah, riddle me that you lying, yoga-rexic gym junkie.

Riddle. Me. THAT!

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