What I feel like before a 3-day weekend:
What I feel like when I realize I’ll have to work through the 3-day weekend:
May 25, 2012
GiFeelings Friday
April 26, 2012
April 13, 2012
April 11, 2012
Someone please tell Penelope Cruz that she’s not allowed to speak in semicolons until she learns the English language.
April 6, 2012
April 3, 2012
You better come correct in the Tanner house.
April 3, 2012
"Comedy is the only performing-art form where the crowd gets to determine its existence. People can sit back and go, ‘That didn’t make me laugh, it’s not comedy.’ With the cheesiest music, stupidest book, or crappiest painting, nobody argues that it’s not music or a novel or a painting. Comedy is the only art form where the recipient of it gets to decide if it even exists. If it doesn’t make them laugh, they don’t think ‘It’s not good comedy,’ they think it’s not even comedy at all."
— Paul Provenza (via sunshinemakesmehigh)
(via comedycentral)
April 3, 2012
March 8, 2012
Ann Friedman's "International Slutty Women's Day: A Story In GIFs"
Happy International Women’s Day to all my bitches.
March 2, 2012
Skinny Little Liars
“I get all of my exercise just by chasing my kids around every day!”
Really? Did you read that in US Weekly? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what every celebrity mom has been saying since 1998.
But let’s just pretend like you aren’t a conversational plagiarist…
If your secret to having lean muscle and 2% body fat really is chasing those monsters you call children around, then tell me…
Why are so many kidnappers fat?
Yeah, riddle me that you lying, yoga-rexic gym junkie.
Riddle. Me. THAT!
February 14, 2012
T-Rex Trying to Pick Flowers…
#TRexTrying
#HappyValentinesDay
January 31, 2012
A Conversation With My Stocker
| ME: | Where's your hummus? |
| HIM: | Our WHOO-Moos? |
| ME: | Is that how you say it? |
| HIM: | It is. |
| ME: | That's not how you spell it. |
| HIM: | It's Arabic. |
| ME: | I'm going to stick to HUMM-IS. |
| HIM: | The WHOO-MOOS is in the international aisle. Number six. |
| ME: | This Price Chopper is SO worldly! |
| HIM: | No. I'm worldly. I work at Price Chopper. Therefore, this Price Chopper is more worldly than the rest. |
| ME: | Are you flirting with me? |
| HIM: | Definitely not. |
| ME: | Cool. Just making sure. Because I'm totally married and stuff. |
| HIM: | Congratulations. |
| ME: | Thanks. I also have a real job. |
| HIM: | Are you saying this isn't a real job? |
| ME: | Are you calling me fat? |
| HIM: | The WHOO-Moos is in aisle six. |
| ME: | I see how it is. |
January 30, 2012
January 30, 2012
January 30, 2012
“It’s okay. You got this. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks.”
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I think I’ve put this up every two years of my blogging life, but it’s just the BEST:
I’ve always wanted to be Susan.
(Inspired by ...
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“I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.”— JD Salinger’s Franny
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Shit Girls Say About the Show “Girls”
(by rachaelmason, via peterwknox, poupak)
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whoever is playing cards with this crate at trader joes, i think its your turn
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Ordered 250 of these.
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Some of the album pretties that have been passing through our hands on our way to couples.
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I seem to have found the fabled grammar nerd sweet-spot.
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Does anyone have a contact in Happy Madison Productions? I want to send them my spec script. (Adam Sandler to play the bag of Doritos.)
